Don’t Mess With Writers

With the emergence of social netwoking sites, readers can now easily search for their favorite writers online. You can now chat with them, share your opinions in their posts or tweets, and make certain requests.  For me, its way better now unlike before where writers seems a thousand miles away from us.

But always remember this dear readers: don’t mess with writers especially those in fiction category.

Don’t steal their boyfriends,  

don’t do anything unpleasant to their families,

don’t belittle their talents,

don’t gossip their friends,

 don’t try exhausting their very long patience,

don’t copy their works

and don’t say anything bad behind their backs.

For they might take revenge on you in their next work. You’ll be surprised to  wake up one day reading your name being murdered in her or her co-writers novel.  

Don’t you know she  can transform you 

into a very ugly witch

or a black cockroach 

or in a not so cute  pink frog

or make you a super pathetic psycho path?   

She can even inflict you

with a terminal disease

or suffer a death terrible than those in final destinations  franchise. 

She can do more than that mind you, keep in mind that writers imagination is  limitless.

By “you” of course,  I’m just referring to your name. You might get lucky if your name is a  common name but regardless, you still don’t want to read your name even if “hypothetically it’s not referring to you”  in a bad light,  don’t you? That’s why you always request for your favorite authors to use your name as the heroine and not the villain.

So I say, when you always gets into trouble, try to avoid it now or learn to minimize it. But if you really can’t stay away then always scrap writers from your prospects.  Be kind to yourself by being kind to writers.  Be nice to them, treat them with utmost respect.  After all  they deserved that after entertaining you.  But if you are that stubborn, then  risk your name become a nightmare. It’s your choice though.  Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.