Filipinos Amidst Calamities: An Attitude We Can Be Proud Of

We Filipinos are known to:

Turn to God in times of disaster.

 

 See every situation in a lighter perspective.

Have fun rain or shine.

Carry our pets when evacuating.

 

Spoof every situation.

Don’t Mess With Writers

With the emergence of social netwoking sites, readers can now easily search for their favorite writers online. You can now chat with them, share your opinions in their posts or tweets, and make certain requests.  For me, its way better now unlike before where writers seems a thousand miles away from us.

But always remember this dear readers: don’t mess with writers especially those in fiction category.

Don’t steal their boyfriends,  

don’t do anything unpleasant to their families,

don’t belittle their talents,

don’t gossip their friends,

 don’t try exhausting their very long patience,

don’t copy their works

and don’t say anything bad behind their backs.

For they might take revenge on you in their next work. You’ll be surprised to  wake up one day reading your name being murdered in her or her co-writers novel.  

Don’t you know she  can transform you 

into a very ugly witch

Biyaheng Quiapo

Araw-araw, ito ang aking service papuntang opisina. At sa dami na nga ng nasakyan kong jeep, nailagay ko sila sa mga kategoryang ito:

1.Disco Jeep:

Ito ung tipong mababasag na ang ear drums mo sa tugtog tapos Teach Me How To Dougie in English at Tagalog pa ang nakasalang. Naman!

2.Pangkarerang Jeep:

Ung talagang mapapakapit ka dahil humahagibis si Mamang Driver at feeling niya eh formula car ang minamaneho niya at sa bawat paghinto niya lahat kayo pigil ang hininga. Nagpasalamat kang nakababa ka pa ng buhay. Yeah Thanks God!
 

3.Puneraryang Jeep:
Si Manong naman feeling niya funeral car ang dala niya, sobrang bagal at with matching music pa. Hindi naman traffic. Parang gusto mo na lang tuloy maglakad kung hindi lang tanghaling tapat.

4.Bingi ba ang Driver na Jeep?:
Nakailang sabi ka na ng “para” , pasigaw pa, kumatok ka pa sa bubong ng jeep, nakichorus na sa iyo ang ibang pasahero tapos ng maibaba ka ni Manong eh sa SM Manila na to think na sa Lawton ka pa lang pumara. Badtrip! Nagmamadali ka pa naman.

5.Sardinas na Jeep:
Pangwalohan lang naman ang capacity eh siyam ang pilit na pinagkakasya. At malas mo pa talaga, ikaw pa ang pangsiyam! Kalahati na lang ng puwit mo ang kumasya. Ayaw naman umisod ng iba. Pareha-parehas lang naman kayong nagbabayad at wala ka namang discount. Tiis-tiis ka na lang, manalangin na may bumaba agad.

Ikaw, nakasakay ka na ba sa ganyang jeepney? Happy Trip.:)

Living Barbie?

Who among you dream to be like Barbie? That perfect doll with a small waist, blue eyes, blonde hair and to die for figure and beauty? I guess a lot of girls out there, but how far would you go to be really like her? For Valeria Lukyanova, she will do everything just to fulfill this dream. This 21 year old Ukrainian model I guess used everything science and surgery could do to become a real life Barbie. Quite scary and amazing at the same time.